How I Get Dumber

Monday, July 21, 2008 | Labels: , , | |

I love being a dad. My kids regularly ask for my opinion and act like they genuinely care what I have to say. They are fine with the clothes I wear and the music I listen to. I've even been called "cool" on multiple occasions. (but I'm guessing those were followed by snickers after I left the room) However, my oldest turns 9 next week and as this graph clearly shows - I'm about to start getting a lot dumber . . . At least there's hope because it looks like I may stage a recovery in 20 years or so.

song chart memes
more graph humor and song chart memes

So to all you STUPID parents out there . . . just stay alive and it looks like things will get better, at least in your kid's eyes.

PS - please don't show this to my parents.


  1. Alida & Jeremiah Bowles says:

    Oh yay! I'm right behind you in the getting dumber department. Ashlynne turns 9 in November so I guess I have a couple more months of intelligence left...better enjoy it while I can! :)

  2. Rose Kopecky says:

    That is a stitch. Where did you find that graph? Glad I get to be smart for 3 more years...

  3. Morgan says:

    Where did you find that graph, that's hilarious!

  4. Heidi says:

    I'm not a parent yet, but I'm sure the same applies to how much kids actually listen to any adults (including teachers!). Thanks for the perspective!

  5. Julianna says:


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