So I left early for some church meetings yesterday (Sunday) and at about noon or so when I got back to my car I checked my cell phone’s voicemail – I had a message from my wife frantically asking me where the toilet plunger was, because there was a, um . . . need. At some point recently we had two toilet plungers, but I believe our 18-month-old daughter has seen fit to cunningly hide these along with several other items in a secret location known only to her and her ever-present sippy cup. As if to show her absolute power, this morning my car keys were also mysteriously missing. I have some ideas of what other items I might find if I knew the top secret location where these things are hidden from the world:
- - The Kansas City Chief’s Defense
- - Bill Clinton’s moral compass & Bill O’Reiley’s humility
- - The US-European
- - BYU Football Pride
- - 5.25” Floppy Discs
- - Bipartisanship
- - My hairbrush
- - Bobby Knight’s softer/rational side
- - Defense in the NBA
- - “Car Phones”
- - Media Objectivity
- - Michael Jackson’s real face
Of course, these are items that may never be heard from again . . .
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