Interview with Ethan

I decided to do a little interview with Ethan, my 8-year-old son. I had to filter out some of the more controversial responses, so here's what was left:

What's the best sport and why? Soccer, cuz it's my favorite

Why do guys like girls? They're cute and nice

What's the worst part about having braces? The wires poking you

Favorite TV Show? Scooby-Doo

If you could go anywhere, where would it be? DisneyWorld

Why do we get sick sometimes? Because we don't wash our hands

How do dentists fix cavities? They have to drill in your teeth with a special tool

What does daddy do at work? I don't know

How much did our house cost? Somewhere in the hundreds of dollars

What's the biggest country in the world? Asia

How many people live in the United States? 30,823

What's the biggest animal in the world? There's the rhino, the giraffe and the elephant

How long would it take to drive from Kansas City to London, England? 5 hours

How old is daddy? 32

How old is mommy? 34

What's the worst ouchie you've ever had? When the rocking chair rolled on my big toe and it was bleeding and hurting

What's your favorite song? Spoon's "Don't make me a target"

What are you trying to get better at? Soccer and singing

How old will you be when you get married? 18

Where will you live after you get married? Kansas

Why do people fight wars? To keep our country safe

How was school on Thursday? Fine

What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Hit my head on a stone wall, on purpose, I don't know why . . .

What's the best thing you've ever done? Help Allison put on her PJs so I could get XBox Games

Thanks to Ethan for spending a few minutes with us imparting his knowledge.