I couldn’t get away from the bacon theme on the last post. Thanks to alert reader, Patty, we discovered a substance that will probably change everything about how you prepare “food.” (pretty sure you could sprinkle this stuff on your sneakers and have a decent lunch) So I now give you, Bacon Salt:
Zero Calorie, Zero Fat, Vegetarian, and Kosher!! This is pretty much the exact opposite of real bacon, but will all the salty goodness, apparently. Just be sure not to tote this stuff around in your back pocket if you’re around hungry animals and/or professional wrestlers. So many great quotes on this site, you should totally poke around and let me know your favorites.